The pure joy of providing entertainment to thousands of people around the world is not only a feeling I’ll cherish all my life — it is also not a valid form of currency in any of the known world. In fact, there is no “Pure Joy” option on that cold, joyless payment method selection box I have to click on every time the website bills come in. I cannot sustain myself with pure joy no more than you can keep a puppy alive with just love. In a sense, I am a puppy that you love, that also wishes to stay alive.

As such, any donations are appreciated! Any not-donations are also appreciated as well, because the fact that you’ve read this far is a little bit heart touching…