Friday,August 26th, 2005
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EDIT: The link in the article doesn't link to the right myspace page anymore. Myspace sucks anyways :) The internet is often referred to as the information superhighway, and like any other superhighway, the information superhighway is riddled with its share of roadkill. And because I am not a goth, or a mortician, or a gothic mortician, I do not enjoy the sight of dead things, and so I swerve with great finesse and beauty to avoid making a bigger mess than is already there. But every once in awhile, it isn't you that's careening towards the roadkill, but it's the roadkill that careens towards you, and so when I noticed that I had recieved several comments on my Myspace Blog from a user named RotWithMe, I knew it wouldn't be pretty. And I'm rarely ever wrong about anything:  Enter RotWithMe, who commented on each and every one of my blog entries as if she were, for some reason, obligated to verbalize her obvious lack in literary taste in the form of a comment. The first comment I read from her said that I was "fucking stupid." The next comment read from her said that I was "Funny. Not." And somewhat predictably, another comment stated that I was "dumb." Keep in mind that displayed not one centimeter away from this comment was the above image, displayed in full Technipallor. Comedy this good could not be found in a circus full of pirates. So like any gentleman, I decided to learn a little bit more about the girl I was going to demolish with my brain. The first thing I notice is that she is actually a he. My mistake, the red handbag behind his shoulder certainly could have fooled me. If you've ever seen the movie Memento, you'd know that sometimes things are much different when viewed again through different lenses. Because see, when this person was a she, being interested in "barbies" and "unicorns" was pretty normal. But add a penis into the mix and all of a sudden something's awful. And it isn't the unicorns because they're extinct. And so I sent the guy a message, aptly titled "BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE" which read "Why do you have a purse in your room? You look like a girl, grow a penis and grow up :) " Within a few minutes, I get a response: "that's what your mom said after i raped her the other night. bitch screamed for her life. " Now according to this, while he was busy raping my mother, she told him to grow a penis and to grow up. Correct me if I'm wrong but if anybody ever told me this while I was fucking them, I would be very embarassed. Then again, this person was probably desensitized to the whole "embarassment" thing, being a goth and all. A few minutes later, his latest response hits mailboxes everywhere: "queer. go eat some rice. i'm sure you prefer it white cuz u wish u were white. nigger semen" I'm not sure you notice this, but the use of imagery in this message is quite remarkable. First we see the reptition of images that suggest whiteness, such as rice, and the words "white" and "white." This is then followed by the the phrase "nigger semen", representing the stark contrast between black and white. We then apply this imagery to the photograph above and notice:  The whole thing stinks of his face. I tell him that he's taking the whole being white thing a bit too seriously. And that he looks like a clown. His response comes in the form of a pantomime. Just kidding, it was text: "Those were my intentions, smart one. No really, smart! The truth is...I wanna be on you. Yes, in a platonic, girly way. Take me to another level. " I take offense to being called "smart one", and call it a night. |
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