Freckles
Wear glasses
Shy
Short
Braces
Asian
...But only half
Ditzy
Geeky
Folded eyelids
Long Hair
Huge, succulent breasts
Open
Perverted
"Experienced"
Enjoys Memento
...and Fight Club
Likes Star Wars
Wears a thong.
Sexy
Born after the year 1987
... and after 1999
Likes Chicken.
...And sushi
...And 'cook fished'
Yellow is a digusting color
Obsessed with how people look.
Love the word "cock"
Dorky
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