Indie As Hell: Theatrics

Posted by Super Joe at 11:18 am on January 2nd, 2010

The evil that lurks in the hearts of men is exposed via the looking glass of Art Gaming

Theatre.

Before the turn of the century, it stood alone as the only artistically credible medium — its playwrights the Jason Rohrers of that dark, pre-digital age — its players the carriers of a great weight of prestige, rather than merely a great weight.

Yet decades later, the creation of the automobile, the invention of AIDs, and a bevy of man’s other great achievements and modern conveniences have strangled theatre. Times change, and so shifteth the topography of the artscape. What could once only be appreciated by the critic has come to be appreciated only by the pimple faced high school drama student — a pitiful creature whose social nakedness is covered only by a beaten, gray Les Misérables sweater; whose first and only kiss came at the end of Act 2 of Batboy, a play in which he played the titular role.

Where Shakespearean wit and subtle sexual puns once filled modern high school auditoriums with awkward silence, the mechanics of Increpare‘s Theatrics achieve the same for the auditorium of the mind.

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Indie As Hell: SEWERS

Posted by Mr. Podunkian at 10:14 am on November 18th, 2009

Love — oft cited, never attained. A theoretical phenomenon, never directly observed by a single indie game designer — though often scrutinized and conjectured towards. Love — the quantum physics of the art world — that which will never be understood by the very obese chimps who are most vocal about it.

It is that which drives man to commit unspeakable acts — to forgo the metaphorical treasure chests of life for the the base, animalistic pleasures of a girl’s tender touch.

Yet never has the theme been so misrepresented in Art as in Andrew Brophy and Andy Wolff‘s latest gamepiece, SEWERS, a game that, in keeping with its namesake, conveys little more than human excrement, travelling endlessly through the tired pipelines of the minimalistic 2D platformer, eventually dumping its ineffectual payload into a sea of shit, where it will continue to fester until it is consumed by the primitive, single celled ghouls that lurk a million fathoms beneath the intellectual stratosphere inhabited by pondscum.

In a word, it’s shit.
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The Notorious P.I.G.: I.G.F.

Posted by Mr. Podunkian at 10:18 am on June 18th, 2009

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PIGScene Exclusive Unveil: Karoshi Universe

Posted by Super Joe at 7:24 pm on April 22nd, 2009

PIGScene is once again on the “cutting” edge of Indie gaming news, and is proud to pip faux-journalists and blog media personalities to the post with the exclusive unveiling of Karoshi Universe.

 


The Triumphant Return of Pigscene: Don’t Look Back

Posted by Super Joe at 4:11 am on March 13th, 2009
Ultimately, the real monster is you

Ultimately, the real monster is you

Terry Cavanagh’s Don’t Look Back has arrived, and the layman has consumed it, briefly revelled in it, and ultimately cast it aside as a child’s plaything. A mere distraction. Distraction from what? No doubt you’ve noticed in the absence of Pigscene the alarmist talking heads of the Liberal Media informing you day by day of the collapse of the global economy, and all too often the word “crisis” is bandied about. Yet there’s an ethereal crisis that inhabits our mortal realm — invisible to some, proving the existence of the political spectrum as a subset of the electromagnetic spectrum — a crisis Terry Cavanagh sets out to expose.

Therein lies the intricate beauty of Cavanagh’s creation, Atlas Shrugged wrapped in Etch-a-Sketch’s clothing, equal parts genius commentary and puerile, callow indulgence. The player, embodied by the character, seeks escapism from the harsh realities of life, turning to an abstract world free of the laws of man, yet still possessed of the great freedoms The Constitution of the United States of America provides — running, jumping, shooting varmints in the posterior.

Truly, things are just peachy. In your pleasant, pastel surroundings, you gayly hop, skip, jump, bag a few animals, live a life of frivolity. And then something happens. You’re plunged into darkness, enveloped in the crushing grasp of The Invisible Hand, and in this darkness is a spark of illumination. Things weren’t peachy. They were Red, they were just, they were pro-life. More »


Indie As Hell: Xoldiers

Posted by Mr. Podunkian at 8:37 pm on November 15th, 2008

 

Sun-Tzu’s The Art of War. A misleading title at best, a poorly written account that is devoid of any intellectually stimulating thoughts regarding Art — focusing instead on the inanities of War. War, a concept as old as Art itself, yet so disparate that not even a book called The Art of War could bridge the two. War and Art, like two twins, separated at birth, never to learn of their biological link. That is, until two artists penned a figurative The War of Art, a work that seamlessly integrates two concepts, doing in one day what Sun-Tzu could not do in his entire lifetime. I speak, of course of cactus and Terry Cavanagh‘s latest gamepiece, Xoldiers.

The game makes Passage look like an autistic child’s crayon scribbles.

Like Passage, Xoldiers metaphorically comments on life through the act of walking right. You play not as a single entity, but as a collective — a 3 x 3 grid of soldiers who are armed with guns, grenades, and the ability to lay down. You must travel rightward towards the palace, facing insurmountable opposition in the form of enemy tanks, jeeps, and buildings, but none more opposing than your own team, for you see, your unit works as a whole — if one soldier gets caught on an obstacle, your entire unit cannot progress further.

“Leave no man behind”.

If Passage comments on love by saying it will prevent you from collecting treasure boxes, Xoldiers comments on love (albiet a different, more homosexual kind of love), by saying “there is no place for love in the battlefield. Love for your brothers will only hinder you from fulfilling your mission.”

Now, I know homosexuality is a bit of a touchy subject (especially with artists), but I am not pulling out this homosexual thing from the ether. The troop’s commander says quite explicity that “War is a man’s game”. And when it comes to man games, two’s company, nine’s a crowd.

Xoldiers (Direct Link) by cactus and Terry Cavanagh, 1.62 MB


Indie As Hell: Lynchmob HD

Posted by Super Joe at 6:23 pm on November 5th, 2008

If man’s actions are his quill, and the world his papyrus, then the tale he has penned is a sorrowful story of deceit, greed, and callousness. One of the most active members of the Social Commentary Video Game Movement (SCVGM), JW, has released yet another game. This one, Lynchmob HD, a sordid glance over the shoulder at the civil rights movement, as we enter an enlightened age of a hip and happening world leader who can play basketball, and might even be able to dunk. A world with endless possibilities. A world which melts the societal boundaries between black and white; ground and sky; gay and not gay. However, I live not in the glorious empire of the USA, and so I feel no shame in proclaiming that I am white and not gay.

As with all great artists, JW knows his audience, and panders to them almost — but not quite — excessively. Independent gamers are exclusively white, middle class young men who want for nothing. Though such a detailed depiction could come off as snide, the player character depicted so richly with the high definition graphics alluded to in the title feels very real, and very genuine. The game looked stunning in full 1080p high-def — the individual pixels that made up the pixel-like characters of the game were almost indistinguishable.

The premise is simple: avoid being overtaken by the affluent and vulgar green and blue hued corners of society — the stagnant, algae infested waters of no-change as characterized by pre-Obama America. You are a single, white pixel — a pebble that will cause a ripple; which will cause a wave; and eventually, God-willing, a tsunami of change that will engulf all third world countries and drown them in the purifying waters of tolerance of the Afro-American race. But the fatcats will not have it — immutable — they wish only for your untimely end, and it will come at their hands. They form a great mass of bodies, wailing and gnashing their teeth, hungering for your death like some kind of ancient Roman bloodmonger. I literally shed a tear the first several times I played this game, knowing that through my W, A, S, and D keys I had connected with the spirit of so many young African Americans killed in this abhorrent manner prior to the civil rights movement. Fear and uncertainty in my eye, like an abused dog, I knew in those moments of primal instinct, survival driving every twitch of sinew, exactly how it must have been.

Lee Harvey Oswald tried to change the world with a single bullet, but his plight was in vain. Likewise, Lynchmob HD places in your hands, a rifle, and with that rifle, the ability to kill your oppressors by clicking on them. Yet this will not stop their advance — they are too heavy in number. They must be dealt with with Change. With Hope. With a mere nudge, your pebble wills the great stone of Hope into motion, creating a giant wave of destruction. No, not destruction, for such a word carries with it a negative connotation which cannot be associated to the Afro-American freedom fight. No. A giant wave of African American centric-intolerance destruction.

This isn’t so much a role playing game as it is an experience, a portal into the past. As we bring the handmirror to society’s face, we must be prepared to view its ugly wrinkles — and this period of racial intolerance was of the most unsightly variety — and face them unflinchingly. The face of our world is a beautiful face, but it is pockmarked with such unfortunate history.

The civil rights movement may have ultimately delivered the accutane, but the scars remain, and we must bravely face them if we are to survive in this new era, this great, bold era, where the world’s imaginary black friend can dunk.

Lynchmob HD (Direct Link) by JW, 1.01 MB


Indie As Hell: Queer Village

Posted by Mr. Podunkian at 5:30 pm on October 26th, 2008

Imagine two overlapping circles. In the center of one circle, the word “Games”; in the center of the other, “Sexuality.” In the intersecting portion — the lemon-slice that exists between the realm of “Games” and “Sexuality”, the word “Art.”

The concept of sexuality is one rarely dealt with in the indie games community — a mysterious function which accepts an argument of type Effort and return void. To attempt to tackle such a broad and imposing concept would require not only a firm grasp on “Art,” and the ability to talk to a girl (one day, I swear it) but balls quite literally made of steel.

I have admired my distorted reflection in the cold, convex surface of Matias Kallio’s loins, a veritable hall of mirrors held within the groin of one man, and have looked a gay in the eyes — yet I have never seen such a brutal depiction of homosexuality as I’ve seen from this member of the NIGSource community. Yet the head upon which sits the Crown of Gay is not the head of Derek Yu — nay, the King of All Gays — the man who presides upon a throne made of another man’s naked flesh — is none other than Matias Kallio — he who possesses balls of steel and fists to match.

Yet his punches are not akin to the barbarism of our civilisation’s great fighters — Cassius Clay, Jack Johnson, Peter McNeeley — oh no, in fact they show little grandeur or fluidity, only an overly rehearsed combo, a powerful one-two, clearly drilled ad nauseum, a lifetime of work behind these two shots. The opening salvo? A threatening jab, not of bone and sinew coordinated in one glorious effort to dominate another being, but of art. Chased swiftly by the crushing animal force of a left cross (southpaw is the indie of pugilism) of intellect.

Matias Kallio’s ‘seminal’ (heh) work — Queer Village, is equal parts Mondrian and Borat.

You play a nameless character, a tabula rasa upon which to project your own identity. You are you, and you are leaving the comfort of Queer Village with your brother in search of mehrehem. You lose your brother. You must find him.

You glide with ease past sexual boundaries, unconstrained by the Puritanical views on sexuality. The metropolitan lifestyle enveloping you during your childhood in Queer Village stripping away any modicum of decency and self awareness your pitious soul may have once held. Your insatiable sexual appetite — and primal lust for mehrehem — your sole inspiration in life. Your deadful queer existence more a sad inevitability than a series of choices. Your quest not an unfolding book, but one long written, and covered in the dust of prejudice.

You are a gay, and no more than you can blame a dog for its actions can you be blamed for yours. Mattias Kallio has spoken the words on the Guantamo of our tongues, that which haunted our minds yet we thought destined to captivity forever, now given voice, given soul. What words has he chosen to impress upon the carbon paper of society for all eternity?

Gays are people too, no different to you or I. Not.

Queer Village by Mattias Kallio, 2.4 MB


Indie As Hell: Treasure Hunter Man

Posted by Mr. Podunkian at 2:11 pm on October 16th, 2008

“A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.”

- Confuscius

Free will. Choice. The if-else statements that control the program flow that is the human existence — a program that ultimately ends with “return 0;” — a return to naught. To distill the sayings of a character in Hideo Kojima’s Metal Gear Solid 4 — to boil it and extract the pure meaning of the dangerous poison of the Kojima Frog — one can become ten. Ten can become one hundred. But zero? A zero cannot become a one.

Bernie’s Treasure Hunter Man is a wonderful gamepiece in the Octacamo-ian guise of a petty game about treasure hunter. The main character, Marvin, or shall I say, MArviN (Note the capitalized letters for they reveal my gambit), must embark on a journey of a thousand miles — or at least, a couple thousand kilobytes — a journey full of peril, adventure, and above all, treasures. The role of treasure in this game plays the same role as it does in Passage (an oft cited game in academic gamepiece circles) — mere distractions from our inevitable returning of 0.

Treasure Hunter Man starts with the birth of MArviN — his descent from the heavens and crash landing on an alien world — Port Kruz. Here he is given a binary choice, two roads diverging in a yellow wood; the leftward path — a path off a cliff; and a rightward path; the path of progress.

I’ll not beat around the bush; I am a thinker; an iconoclast; I oppose the flow of the mainstream and choose to swim upriver to its source — the origin of meaning — the spring of the free thought. As such, I made a choice that reflected my attitudes — a destructive choice, to be sure — one that lead me off the ledge of reason and into the chasm of the unknown.

I went left.

The screen did not scroll — there was no hidden room at the foot of that pit, just the absense of level data — NULL, personified.

But the Game was not Over.

I continued to fall. Surely such an obvious folly could not have simply been an oversight on Bernie’s part. No. This was purposeful. There was intent behind this action. I sat in wait, staring at the screen, for a minute, then for ten minutes (I did not have the patience, nor stamina, to wait 100 minutes, sadly), waiting for a glint of change, but there was none. Two roads diverged in the a yellow wood (the wood flooring of the first level, is in fact, brown) — and I chose the one less travelled. And contrary to Frost’s depiction of this scenario, it did not make a difference in the world — the world continued — unchanged — unmoved. It did not even bat its metaphorical eye.

Now you are probably clamoring “How dare you write dismiss an entire game on behalf of a single bug?”

Bug? There are no “Bugs”, in life. The “Bugs” that inhabit your garden, for example, are not some oversight by our Holy Programmer — they are intentional and integral to the program of Life (not to be mistaken with the famous Game of Life, which is a shoddy portrayal at best). This gamepiece is a statement on choice, the permanence of human folly. There is no Game Over; no Continue. You cannot Save nor Load. The journey of life starts with a single step, but know this — the wrong first step will cut your journey quite short indeed!

Treasure Hunter Man (Direct Link) by Bernie, 4 MB


Super Joe Interrogates – Phil Fish

Posted by Super Joe at 5:00 pm on October 12th, 2008

 

“Let’s do this.” – Super Joe

 

Super Joe:

“Let’s do this.” – Super Joe

Phil Fish:

Who am I talking to?

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